Non-Gardening Cat
C'Mon Tiger!
Tiger the cat does not do gardening. But just occasionally she'll venture out into the Septic Tank Garden to provide some lightweight cat-company.
Did I say lightweight? Bad choice of words - Tiger the cat is a super-sized fat-cat. Osebe, even. Naturally I blame the parents!
Cat Life-Skills
She has a simple set of cat life-skills. Either one sits on something tall (like the fence post in this photograph), where one can keep an eye out for potential victims - or one hides low underneath something and waits for an unsuspecting victim to wander peacefully past. Ha! Pounce!
You may have guessed that Tiger is a bit of a bully. Hmm... Again I blame the parents! Maybe if she got out into the garden more she'd have better things to think about. And she might burn up more cat-calories, and trim down to a healthy weight...
Unconditional Love
But I still love you, Tiger! Unconditionally, I guess...