Grasshopper Gardening
Grasshopper on Rose
Grasshopper Gardening is what I do when I have a creative, random, satisfying gardening day. As a Grasshopper Gardener I am vibrant and alert, bouncing purposefully from one gardening task to the other.
And, just as grasshoppers are herbivores, so I love all my plants, mentally munching the leaves (and flowers) whenever I get half a chance. Luckily there aren't over 10,000 varieties of me, though...
Great Gardening Vision
Grasshoppers aren't muddled, ditzy creatures - on the contrary, they are very serious. But life is enjoyable (and never boring) as they sing, hop, walk and fly randomly around the garden. Grasshoppers have great gardening vision and beautifully elegant legs (as do some Grasshopper Gardeners).
Oops...
Unfortunately Grasshopper Gardening has a downside, and can be colourfully subtitled 'Why I Never Finish Anything'. Oops.