Haha MacFlax. The case of the vanishing pruners!
Those bloody ratchet types are a bit bothersome. I have 2 pairs but I don't use them much. I keep wanting to squeeze harder instead of releasing and squeezing again. Who wants to squeeze multiple times per cut? I know it's supposed to make cutting hardwood easier but I reckon it's a fast way to RSI.
I feel a little virtuous today. I spread a thick layer of semi-composted stable muck over 3/4 of one front garden. It was wet and heavy and pretty difficult to manipulate but man was it full of good stuff and massive worms! I wish the horses pooed it out in this ready-to-use way!